What's the difference between a Golf Ball and an SUV?
Tiger Woods can drive a Golf Ball 400 Yards
Did you hear? Tiger Woods changed his name...
to Cheetah.
Tiger Woods is Half Asian and Half Black
The Black side picked the rim's on his escalade, the asian side was driving.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
The tabloids are chock full of stories about Tiger Woods and various women. He wrote on his Web site today that he was guilty of 'transgressions' - which is a classy way of saying some of his foursomes were actually threesomes.
Tiger Woods Crash Pictures
You can also buy the book Tiger had in his car at the time of the crash!